I am embarrassed to write this. Honestly, truly, embarrassed.
Over the past six weeks, I have developed a habit. Each morning, I go for a morning walk. In order to get my lazy bottom out of bed each morning, I must have one thing in my system though to get me moving. And that is coffee. Unfortunately, the time of day that I walk is quite early and very few stores (including Starbucks, which doesn’t open until 7am…WHAT?!) are open at that hour.
So this means that I must lower my standards. Substantially. And because of this lowering of standards, I must go to KFC in order to get my coffee.
And as of this morning I am scraping the bottom of the barrel of humiliation because the women at KFC had my coffee waiting and when I walked in, they exclaimed in Chinese, “She’s here! Come quick. Get her the coffee!”
I am a KFC regular. And I am ashamed.
But I have zero intent on changing my morning routine. I am a creature of habit, after all.